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sabato, dicembre 24, 2005


you're beautiful, you're beautiful, you're beautiful... it's true...
(from James Blunt site...)

dal sito di James Blunt
http://www.jamesblunt.com/
(You're beautiful, you're beautiful, you're bautiful....)

venerdì, dicembre 23, 2005



From Vincent Gallo's site (http://www.vgmerchandise.com/misc.html)


Vincent Gallo's Sperm$1 MillionPrice includes all costs related to one attempt at an in-vitro fertilization. (A $50,000 value) If the first attempt at in vitro fertilization is unsuccessful, purchaser of sperm must pay all medical costs related to additional attempts. Mr. Gallo will supply sperm for as many attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful delivery. Sperm is 100% guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free. If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself. Those of you who have found this merchandise page are very well aware of Mr. Gallo's multiple talents, but to add further insight into the value of Mr. Gallo's sperm, aside from being multi talented in all creative fields, he was also multi talented as an athlete, winning several awards for performing in the games of baseball, football and hockey and making it to the professional level of grand prix motorcycle racing. Mr. Gallo is 5'11" and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry (no cripples) and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt. Mr. Gallo also presently maintains a distinctively full head of hair and at the age of 43 has surprisingly few gray hairs. Though his features are sharp and extreme, they would probably blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female. Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount. Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar. To be clear, the purchase of Mr. Gallo's sperm does not include the use of the name Gallo. The purchaser must find another surname for the child. **Clicking "Buy Now" will charge a $1,000 deposit via Paypal. The remaining balance will be due by cashiers check, wire transfer, or personal check and is due within seven days of purchase date. Item will ship when full payment has cleared.



Ma l'amore dov'è?
Where is love?
Où est l'amour?

giovedì, dicembre 22, 2005

Felicità = La compiuta esperienza di ogni appagamento
a tutti, proprio tutti:


Italiano - buon Natale e felice anno nuovo
Albanese - gëzuar Krishtlindjet e Vitin e Ri
Aragonese - goyoso Nadal e prospera añata nuaba
Asturiano - bon Nadal y feliz añu nuevu
Basco - zorionak eta urte berri on
Bolognese - bån Nadèl e un ân nôv pén ed felizitè
Bresciano - bon Nedal e bu an nof
Bretone - Nedeleg laouen ha bloavezh mat
Calabrese - buonu Natali e filici annu nuovu
Cornish - Nadelik lowen ha blydhen nowydh da
Croato - sretan Božic i uspješna Nova godina
Danese - glædelig jul og godt nytår
Estone - häid Jõule ja õnnelikku uut aastat
Ferrarese - auguri'd bon Nadal e bon an nòv
Fiammingo - zalig Kerstmis en gelukkig Nieuwjaar
Finlandese - hyvää joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta
Francese - joyeux Noël et bonne année
Friulano - bon Nadâl e bon an gnûf
Galiziano - bo Nadal e próspero aninovo
Gallese - Nadolig llawen a blwyddyn newydd dda
Genovese - bon Denà e feliçe anno neuvo
Giudeo Spagnolo - Noel alegre i felis anyo muevo
Griko Salentino - Kalò Kristù ce na chrono nèo comào 'zze charà
Inglese - merry Christmas and a happy New Year
Italiano - buon Natale e felice anno nuovo
Latino - Natale hilare et annum faustum
Latvian - priecigus Ziemassvetkus un laimigu Jauno gadu
Leonese - Bon Nadal y Prestosu Añu Nuevu
Limburghese - ne zaolige Kiësmes, e gelèkkig Nauwjoër, ên al wo wènselek ès!
Lombardo - bon Natal e bon ann noeuv
Mantovano - bon Nadal e bon an
Mapunzugun - ayüwün-ngechi lleqün antü ka küpalechi we tripantu
Modenese - bòun Nadèl e bòun àn
Napoletano - nu bbuono natale e felice anno nuovo
Norvegese - god Jul og godt nyttår
Occitano - polit Nadal e bona annada
Olandese - prettige Kerstdagen en een gelukkig nieuw jaar
Papiamento - bon Pasku i felis aña nobo
Parmigiano - bon Nadèl e dla felicitè par al an nòv
Piemontese - Bon Natal e Bon Ann neuv
Polacco - Wesolych Swiat i szczesliwego Nowego Roku
Portoghese - feliz Natal e próspero ano novo
Portoghese Brasiliano - feliz Natal e próspero ano novo
Rapanui - koa ite navidad ote mata hiti api
Romagnolo - bon Nadél e feliz 'an nov
Romano - bon Natale e bon anno
Siciliano - bon Natali e filici annu novu
Spagnolo - feliz Navidad y próspero año nuevo
Svedese - god jul och gott nytt år
Tedesco - frohe Weihnachten und ein schönes neues Jahr
Umbro-Sabino - bon Natale e fecunnu annu nòu
Ungherese - békés karácsonyt és boldog új évet
Veneziano - bon Nadal e bon ano novo
Wallon - djoyeûs Noyé èt bone annêye

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